Tuesday, November 9, 2010

An open letter to the teeth I can't see in my children's mouth

I HATE YOU!!!
Why are you so mean to my babies?
They have done nothing to you!
All they tried to do was give you a nice warm home.
What did you do?
Made them have runny noses, itchy eyes, sore ears, and more poor baby girl is pulling her hair out!!
Let's not ignore the fact that you make it impossible for them to sleep; 
which means it is impossible for me to sleep!!!!!!

Teeth, you are not my friend-
You are just lucky I can't get at you, 
or you would be running scared!

Please poke through quickly and please stop all 
of this monkey business.

Sincerely-
Momma Bear


1 comment:

Sara said...

You can take your revenge when they finally fall out. Just ask the tooth fairy to hand 'em over ;)